“He had circumstances pertaining to government to get to. And also flying to a private island makes him miss his friend Jeffrey, who he lost” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“The president, I mean, this is a guy who — he golfs two, three times a week, he’s going to U.F.C. fights with Vanilla Ice. He was too busy for his son’s wedding.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“But he did say Don and Bettina are going to have a great marriage, and this is a man who knows a great marriage; he’s had three of them himself.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Poor Don Jr. Without his father, you know they had to scramble to find somebody else to make a 90-minute toast about windmills and transgender weight lifters.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Don Jr. and Bettina are reportedly still planning to celebrate their marriage at the White House, and the president and first lady are expected to attend that event. Well, you’d hope so, they live there. They, can you imagine if they didn’t show up to that one, too? ‘We wanted to make it, but we were unable to go downstairs.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
