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All stories in El Jalapeño are satire and not real news. Check out the original article here. MEXICO CITY — Local resident Eduardo Ramírez made significant progress toward departing a dinner party Thursday night, successfully reaching the host’s iron front gate at 1:37 a.m., roughly four hours and 23 minutes after executing his opening farewell statement at 9:14 p.m. According to witnesses, Ramírez, 34, began the departure protocol by standing up, patting his knees, and uttering the traditional phrase “bueno, ya me voy.” The action immediately triggered a standard defensive maneuver from the host, who insisted that leaving before sampling a…
Ke Huy Quan shared in his new memoir, “Never Say Die,” the feeling of receiving his first residual check of $100,000 for “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” as a child actor. Because Quan was just 12 years old when he booked the role of Short Round in the 1984 film (his first major role as an actor), he didn’t realize he would receive residuals in addition to his base pay. “One afternoon, I walked into the kitchen and found my parents standing together at the table,” Quan wrote in the memoir via Entertainment Weekly. “Mom was holding an…
The Trump administration’s confidential deals with pharmaceutical companies to lower U.S. drug prices include inducements to raise drug prices overseas and promise protection from President Donald Trump’s tariffs, according to documents shared with The Washington Post.
Stay informed with free updatesSimply sign up to the Oil myFT Digest — delivered directly to your inbox.A worldwide shortage of motor oil is becoming more acute, with prices of the car engine lubricant reaching new highs, oil-change shops running dry and a US retail group rationing sales to do-it-yourself customers. The surge in the cost of base oil used for the full synthetic motor oil required for many newer cars far outpaces steep price rises for crude oil, petrol and diesel. The US price of so-called Group III base oil has almost quadrupled since February to a record $12.45 a…
Gallagher says Coalition vow to cut fuel excise ‘unfunded’Katy Gallagher, the federal finance minister, said the government doesn’t think a Coalition plan to halve the fuel excise whenever oil prices skyrocket is a “good idea”, saying it is an “unfunded, uncounted promise” from Angus Taylor.The government halved the fuel excise for three months earlier this year amid the war in Iran and then discounted it at a small rate until August. Taylor has proposed to institute that plan whenever Brent crude oil averages US$100 a barrel over a two-week period.Gallagher told RN Breakfast the government was not considering the same:…
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Dak Prescott stands alone in the Dallas Cowboys’ record books.In Sunday’s 37-20 win over the rival Washington Commanders, the quarterback fired four touchdown passes to overtake Tony Romo as the franchise’s all-time leader in touchdown passes.AdvertisementPrescott seized the record late in the fourth quarter when he found wide receiver CeeDee Lamb deep down the right sideline for a 24-yard score to seal the win. That marked the 249th touchdown throw of his 11-year career, spent entirely with the Cowboys.1 / 25NFL Week 2 reactions after wins, big moments and breakout performancesWeek 2 of the NFL season delivered thrilling finishes, breakout…
No state in Mexico has raised pozole to the level of culinary art quite like Guerrero. Of course, that’s only appropriate. Pozole is a stew (excepting pozole seco) whose main ingredient is corn — nixtamalized maize, to be exact, or hominy in English — and Guerrero is where corn was first created, 9,000 years ago. Originally domesticated in the Balsas River Basin in Guerrero from a species of teosinte called parviglumis, corn was a wonder of the ancient world. It took over 1200 years to spread as far as Panama and 2300 to reach Peru, but corn eventually became one…
Following the news that “Sweet Magnolias” has been canceled at Netflix, stars Jamie Lynn Spears, JoAnna Garcia Swisher and creator and showrunner Sheryl J. Anderson are looking back on the romantic drama’s 5 Season run. Under an Instagram post featuring behind-the-scenes and on-set snaps of the show, Swisher wrote a lengthy caption about her feelings surrounding the show’s ending. “How do you say goodbye to something that became so much more than a job? Seven years. Five seasons. A million tiny moments that somehow became a whole life,” she began. “‘Sweet Magnolias’ came into my world during a chapter that…
Scott Bessent and He Lifeng meet in New York for US-China talks ahead of the Trump-Xi meeting later this week.Published On 20 Sep 202620 Sep 2026Top economic officials from China and the United States have begun talks in New York City aimed at clearing the way for possible agreements on trade, artificial intelligence and critical minerals ahead of a meeting between US President Donald Trump and Chinese President Xi Jinping later this week.US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Chinese Vice Premier He Lifeng began talks at JPMorgan Chase’s Manhattan headquarters on Sunday morning, with US Trade Representative Jamieson Greer also…